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“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”
Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower...
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“Kiss Me, Fat Boy!”
Back for more Scary Clown action? Here it is . . . the rest of It! DISCLAIMER: SERIOUS, MONDO SPOILERS for Part I, Part II, and the book itself. Also, I’m going to compare the miniseries to the book...
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“I Don’t Know Whether to Kill it or Lick it.”
So, there’s this thing that happens to my brain sometimes. It kinda, sorta gets set on fire? Like, I watch a trailer for something or see a movie I liked, and my brain jumps from that was kind of...
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6 Different Ways The Goonies Are All Doomed – A Drinking Game
It was my sister’s birthday yesterday, and we did a lot of the low-key, generally-nerdy things that make up my (and, hopefully, her) favorite kind of days: dining out, a trip to the bookstore, a...
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“This Is Sounding Less Like a Magic Trick And More Like Assault.”
Man. I’ve been so busy lately with work and edits and smoke inhalation that I’ve been neglecting my review for one of my very favorite obsessions. Season 5A of Teen Wolf just ended (well, a couple of...
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“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”
I’ve said this before, I know, but It is my very favorite Stephen King book. There are problems, of course (the scene, THE SCENE), but the novel will always and forever have a place in my heart....
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Triple Spooky Scoop Review: Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Hostel, and The...
Invasion of the Body Snatchers First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Hulu Spoilers: Absolutely, and not just for this film. I will also heartlessly spoil Alien, Aliens,...
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Triple Spooky Scoop Review: #Alive, Freddy vs. Jason, and Train to Busan
Well. 2020 has been . . . a lot, and will surely keep on being a lot right till the bitter end. No doubt at least one bit of catastrophic or otherwise world-shaking news will break between my posting...
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Triple Scoop Review: Seo Bok, Scream, and Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds
So, I’ve basically been ignoring movies in favor of marathoning television for the past three months, but hey! Here are a few films I’ve watched recently! Seo Bok Year: 2021 Director: Lee Yong Joo...
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Triple Scoop Review: John Wick: Chapter 4, Murder by Decree, and Scream VI
John Wick: Chapter 4 Year: 2023 Director: Chad Stahelski First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Streaming Service: Amazon (rental) Spoilers: Yes, although none in the first two paragraphs Grade: Hm....
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